the essence of internet ADD

i have nooooo idea how this came around, but some how i jsut ended up on an Obama campaign swag site. it made me remember going to the smithsonian as a kid and seeing all the Eisenhower stuff from his election. I always though it was interesting, don’t know why. Especially as an elementary schooler.

Anyways, here’s a collection of the most ridiculous obama bullshit promo goods i could find:
http://www.kaboodle.com/jacksonrain/obama-insanity.html

ADD ON: Also, it’s curious to think about how much of the proceeds from all this merchandise sales actually goes towards his campaign…. 5%? 10%? I’m gonna guess somewhere in that range…

i’m frightened

Momenta: The Microsoft parasite-like computer that attaches to your neck

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/02/22/momenta-the-microsoft-parasite-like-computer-that-attaches-to-your-neck/

Hillary, man.

so my friend posted a link of this site on facebook tonight and i checked it out b/c the adress didn’t seem to make any grammatical sense, not that any do. apparently, hillary clinton is every pop culture reference from the past year or so and every qualm anyone has ever had about a spouce or roommate. Interesting… http://www.hillaryismomjeans.com

i’ve put in a few, as i belive you should too. [but nothing fucking lame. seriously maaaaaaahhhhn, don't be that guy.] these are some of my favorites:

HILLARY DROPPED THE PRICE OF YOUR IPHONE TWO WEEKS AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT
HILLARY IS FINKLE, FINKLE IS HILLARY
HILLARY BROKE YOUR TV WITH A WIIMOTE
HILLARY CANCELLED ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
HILLARY CAN’T HAS CHEEZBURGER
HILLARY MADE A MESS OF YOUR TOOTHPASTE TUBE
and last but not least….

HILLARY TASED ME BRO

caution: rant.

So recently i was the recipient of a very special little gift, a $500 gift certificate from Kaboodle.com for pinkmascara.com. what a blessing right!? to say the least…

first thing that went though my head was oooooooh! i’m gonna get so much good shit! that was… until i looked at the site and realized the majority of items sold there were over $200. So after almost a month of trying to figure out the best way to spend this money, i finally placed my order. I got a Kenneth Jay Lane Gold/Black Monkey Bracelet, a Kenneth Jay Lane Black Enamel Geo Bracelet, a pair of Citizens of Humanity Catalina Hutton High Rise in Stanyan, and the Harlow Marylinn Tee in Scarlet.

I spent all but $1.90 of the $500.00 given to me. I think i did pretty well, eh?:) The only agrivation i came across sprouted from 1) trying to figure out what to buy, 2) the fact that NONE of the items on their site have measurements, 3) their customer service “Live Chat” is always offline and even when you send them an email they don’t respond, and 4) all their web pages advertise free grond shipping for items over $150.00 yet i got charged $5.95. Now i understand that i’m complaining about paying $5.95 for almost $500.00 of free clothing and accessories, but still. The point here lies in the fact that they advertise free shipping and should deliver free shipping, pun intended. I can’t even IMAGINE how difficult things will get if i have to return any of these items…. ughhh! Let’s just hope they all are perfect.

The end [of my rant].

the best horoscope in a long time

from a facebook app:

Career and status are apt to be tough rows to hoe now, probably for reasons that are out of your control. Your motivation to work for the benefit of all concerned could result in major financial gain. Keep your ideals at the forefront when making any major decisions. After a hard day, take a well-deserved rest with your friends.