Perez as A&R Rep?!

Perez Hilton Could Play New Role: A&R Man
26 February 2008
FROM: The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/26/arts/music/26pere.html?ex=1361768400&en=e4481087994ccdc3&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

LOS ANGELES — Mario Lavandeira, known to millions of fans as the gossip blogger Perez Hilton, has a habit of humiliating celebrities he dislikes by doodling explicit images across their photos on his Web site. But he has also long used perezhilton.com to rave about his favorite new music. And now the results of his effusive postings — ”you will be foaming at the mouth!” — have attracted the notice of a major record label.

i’m frightened

Momenta: The Microsoft parasite-like computer that attaches to your neck

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/02/22/momenta-the-microsoft-parasite-like-computer-that-attaches-to-your-neck/

Hillary, man.

so my friend posted a link of this site on facebook tonight and i checked it out b/c the adress didn’t seem to make any grammatical sense, not that any do. apparently, hillary clinton is every pop culture reference from the past year or so and every qualm anyone has ever had about a spouce or roommate. Interesting… http://www.hillaryismomjeans.com

i’ve put in a few, as i belive you should too. [but nothing fucking lame. seriously maaaaaaahhhhn, don't be that guy.] these are some of my favorites:

HILLARY DROPPED THE PRICE OF YOUR IPHONE TWO WEEKS AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT
HILLARY IS FINKLE, FINKLE IS HILLARY
HILLARY BROKE YOUR TV WITH A WIIMOTE
HILLARY CANCELLED ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
HILLARY CAN’T HAS CHEEZBURGER
HILLARY MADE A MESS OF YOUR TOOTHPASTE TUBE
and last but not least….

HILLARY TASED ME BRO

Microsuck bids for Yaboo

Microsoft Bids $44.6 Billion for Yahoo

By MIGUEL HELFT and ANDREW ROSS SORKIN
Published: February 1, 2008
FROM: NYTIMES.COM

SAN FRANCISCO — In a bold move to counter Google’s online pre-eminence, Microsoft said Friday that it had made an unsolicited offer to buy Yahoo for about $44.6 billion in a mix of cash and stock.

If consummated, the deal would redraw the competitive landscape in Internet consumer services, where both Microsoft and Yahoo have both struggled to compete with Google.

The offer of $31 a share represents a 62 percent premium over Yahoo’s closing stock price of $19.18 on Thursday. It would be Microsoft’s largest acquisition ever.

Microsoft said the combination of the two companies would create efficiencies that would save approximately $1 billion annually. The software giant also said that it had an integration plan to include employees of both companies and intends to offer incentives to retain Yahoo employees.

READ ON…

i can’t believe money was spent on the making of this