Election Madness!!

It’s coming!! We’re down to the wire people. In less than 48 hours (pending all voting machines work properly and no random flukes occur), a new president will be elected. Hopefully, a new day will dawn and the world’s equilibrium will once again be restored. But, in the mean time, LET’S MAKE AS MUCH MONEY ON THE CANDIDATES AS WE CAN!!! Or at least for charity….

• Cabbage Patch Kids Presidential Candidate Barack Obama
• Cabbage Patch Kids Vice President Candidate Joe Biden
• Cabbage Patch Kids Presidential Candidate John McCain
• Cabbage Patch Kids Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin

Were Not Gonna Take It

All gratitude should be directed to Tara. Keep an eye out for her Palin-dedicated plee to not deliver her rapist’s baby. (take a breath. it’s a joke.)

via Were Not Gonna Take It

We’re Not Gonna Take It is an interactive public art project that allows you to record your own protest songs using the telephone.

You can create a song about issues you wish to protest (such as corporate globalism, your landlord’s poor repair record, or bad produce at the supermarket). You record your song by using the telephone like a karaoke machine, singing along to rock music. Your personal protest song will then be delivered to the politicians of your choosing.

Not only a Historic Candidate

… but also a historic speaker. I haven’t seen or read this yet, but everyone is flipping out about it. I must say though, i’m extremely pissed that i didn’t take time out of my day to see him in philly:(. i’ll post my thoughts on the speech later.

“We the people, in order to form a more perfect union.”

Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America’s improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by this nation’s original sin of slavery, a question that divided the colonies and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.

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check it out here

and giuliani praises him for being real.
“I respect his honesty in doing that. I think that one of the things we need from our people who are running for office is not this pretense of perfection,” Giuliani said. “The reality is all of us that run for public office, whether its governor, legislator, mayor, president–we are all human beings. If we haven’t made mistakes don’t vote for us cause we got some big ones that are gonna happen in the future and we wont know how to handle them.”

Have a question for your presidential candidates?

well now you can ask them straight up. cnn and youtube have begun running a campaign where youtube users create videos of their questions for candidates, which will be used during the democratic and republican debates on july 23 and sept. 17 respectively. to see regulations and instructions on how to submit your debate question video, check out the youtube page here.